Phish.net > Charts > Narration Chart: "Harpua", 1988-03-11

TREY: Okay, now I’m gonna give you guys a test, to see who was listening. What is Harpua? [Audience member yells “DOG!”] Good. Good response there: you guys are obviously all listening. Harpua is a mean, ugly dog. One day, Harpua was lurking slowly through town looking for some action, when he rounded a corner and came face to fat… came face to fat with an enormous, furry white… cat.

This was no ordinary cat. This was… Poster Nutbag!! The meanest cat in the entire town. Harpua grinned a sly grin. A low growl rumbled through his body. Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch, ready to pounce. Harpua smiled. A hungry drop of saliva dripped from his mouth and landed on the ground!

He got ready to fight! They were gonna fight!

Look, the storm’s gone.