Phish.net > Charts > Narration Chart: "Harpua", 1988-05-24

TREY: Once upon a time, there was a dog. Once upon a time, there was a Poster Nutbag. Once upon a time, the dog was named Harpua. And once upon a time, the Poster Nutbag was named Cat.

Harpua was walking through town, looking for some action, when suddenly he rounded the corner and came face to face with the poster nutbag named Cat. Electricity filled the air. Tension filled the arched back of Poster Nutbag. Saliva filled the hungry mouth of the dog, Harpua. It was a hot lunch. He was psyched. He hadn’t had a hot lunch in days and days.

Poster Nutbag on the other hand didn’t wanna be the hot lunch for Harpua so in terror, he coiled his body into a deadly arch. The battle was about to begin, when a hungry drop of saliva dropped from Harpua’s mouth on to the ground below… [No “Look the storm is gone”]