Phish.net > Charts > Narration Chart: "Harpua", 1988-03-22

TREY: Good evening and welcome to Nectar’s. This is Nectar’s! This is Page! This is Mike! This is Fish! This is Trey! This is the story of Harpua.

Harpua was a mean, ugly dog. [clown horn honks] Anyway, one day Harpua was meandering through town when he rounded the corner and came face to face with a big, ugly, mean, white, feline thing. And it was a cat. And it was a big white [?] cat. And the name of this cat was, of course… Poster Nutbag.

Well the two animals looked at each other with anger and hate in their eyes and it looked like there was gonna be a fight. And suddenly a car drove by... [clown horn honks] taking no notice of the animals. Anyway, Harpua coiled his body into a deadly arch while [??] the cat coiled its body into a deadly arch. The two of them coiled their bodies into deadly arches! And a small drop of hungry saliva dripped onto the ground from Harpua’s mouth.

Look, the storm’s gone.