Phish.net > Charts > Narration Chart: "Harpua", 1988-11-03

TREY: Once upon a time, there lived a young boy, and his name was Jimmy. Jimmy had a cat that he loved very much. Jimmy and the cat lived in the section of town where there also lived a mean and nasty dog. Well, that dog was Harpua, who you just heard about, and Harpua was the meanest, ugliest bulldog in all the town, and he was feared because he was mean and ugly.

Back to Jimmy… Jimmy’s cat was a beautiful white fluffy cat. He loved this cat so much that one day when he first got the cat, he decided to give it a special name… [long pause] Poster Nutbag!
Jimmy and Poster Nutbag were leading a reasonably happy life until one day Poster Nutbag went for a little walk. He was meandering through town, aimlessly going up one alley and down another.

As he walked down this one alley, he came toward the corner. As he rounded the corner, there in front of him stood Harpua, the mean and nasty ugly bulldog. There was going to be a fight! It looked pretty bad… Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch. Harpua let out a low growl as a hungry drop of saliva dripped from his ugly mouth on to the clean ground…

Look the storm’s gone...